Wow, I had an amazing dream. I found a portal somewhere that would take you to two different places depending on whether the case of a small banjo like instrument was open. In the alternate realm, there were many fine paintings, and the reason in the first place was because a black girl wanted me to show her a matisse ( I think) painting. Then later on the portal place turned into a regular house and I just was hanging around, then I fell in love with this blond girl and in the different worlds she was a different person. Then I was in the water surrounded by several of these girls and this big inflatable snail − I closed my eyes and identified my real girl by the way we held hands. Right before I woke up I remember saying something to a bunch of reporters like "One day the world will realize that aliens can't exist..."