Sometimes in the morning I am so dazed that I put shaving cream on my toothbrush and shave my stubble with toothpaste. I'm very glad that my brain has at least awake enough to know the difference between the razor and the brush. I think they should name them "FACE" and "TEETH" so they are easier to distinguish.I'm so moved by my lack of brain power first thing in the morning that I wanted to make a clock that was compassionate to my plight. It would be digital, obviously, and user friendly. You could set the snooze time, choose your own alarm sound, etc. Sounds good right? The only other nice clocks are analog − meaning that rich people can wake up any time they want, and they don't have to know what time it is. Why can't I be rich?